CHIEFY'S REPORT CARD * POSSIBLY AN UNSTABLE BIKER GOING DOWNHILL *

WARNING SIGNS OF INSANITY
(Is this you?)
Every time you see a street signs, you have a big urge to relieve yourself on it.
 

	KIDDER'S' REPORT CARD * A JOLLY DECENT 32 YEAR OLD SOMETHING CHAP *

WARNING SIGNS OF INSANITY
(Is this you?)
You never ever answer phone calls, for fear off being sucked down the phone line, & you love cruises.

	FATWHIPPET'S' REPORT CARD * DEFINITELY A SNIPER IN LYCRA *

WARNING SIGNS OF INSANITY
(Is this you?)
You like ducks, monkeys & cats especially Top cat & Bag puss.

	RAMMSTEIN'S' REPORT CARD * BRAIN LACKS FEAR RECEPTORS *

WARNING SIGNS OF INSANITY
(Is this you?)
You put tennis balls in the microwave to see if they'll hatch out.

	TREEHUGGER'S' REPORT CARD * HE CAN'T SEE THE WOOD FOR THE TREES *

WARNING SIGNS OF INSANITY
(Is this you?)
When people offer you help, you unfortunately interpret this as a violation of your human rights.

	SCABBY BAS%*RD'S' REPORT CARD * HE'S GOT A LOT OF BOTTLE, 10 GREEN ONE'S *

WARNING SIGNS OF INSANITY
(Is this you?)
For security reasons you've etched your name on each individual tooth.

	BOG RIDER'S' REPORT CARD * THE JURIES STILL OUT ON THIS ONE*

WARNING SIGNS OF INSANITY
(Is this you?)
You have meaningful conversations with your toaster & collect dead inner tubes.