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Name Tony
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e-mail info@bicyclemania.co.uk   Subject heading: 'Bicyclemania Rider Tony'
Age 49
Riding Since 18 months ago. (Honest)
Bicycle Giant VT2
Bike Up Grade n/a
Fav Music Indie or Indy
Loves Fishing.
Hates Going fishing and not catching anything.
Fav Colour n/a.
Born In Cod town, Grimsby.
Fav Trail The Peak District. (Still looking)
Worst Trail Nothing yet, but Skye came close.
Fav Haunt Off fishing or biking.
Fav Course Ae Forest trails, Scotland.
Hardest Course Not done one yet.
Best Result Don't race.
Worst Result Grizedale Enduro, chain off into the B/B & wrecked the rings.
Worst Phobia n/a.  'editors'
Worst Habit Smoking. (Especially in the morning when you really fancy's one)
Worst A & E Had a bad stack, bang, crash & wallop in the Peaks at Cut Gate.
Fav Food Pasta.
Worst Food Under cooked food.
Always Saying 'Lend us a Marlboro, I' am gagging'.
Motto Onward and upward.
Beginners Tip Still getting them.
Top Tip None to date.
Results Bicyclemania Challenge 2006 49th
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