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'Alright Kidder . . . you knobber!.'WARNING SIGNS
OF INSANITY
(Is this you?)
Every time you see street signs, you have a big urge to relieve yourself on it.
You're always having to apologize to your neighbour for setting fire to his lawn.
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riders

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Tony

Dave

Ray

Mark

Matt
Bicyclemania Rider
Name Jon
Aka Chiefy
e-mail info@bicyclemania.co.uk   Subject heading: Rider Jon
Age I feel like a 25 year old. (One look in the mirror & it's more like 45....!)
Riding Since It was a long time ago, before the war, I think. (Memory you know)
Bicycle Cannondale Prophet 1000 Lefty, Cannondale F900 SL Lefty.
Up Grade Lungs, & 20 years younger.
Fav Music God only knows ! Steps 'Yerr sure'....! anyway I've got an e-pod now.
Loves Wife, getting out there. Not necessarily in that order, baby comes first.
Hates Taxi drivers, Ass-holes in cars that cut you up, Punctures, Start lines.
Fav Colour Easy, clear & Cannondale Volvo blue.
Born In The kitchen panty behind the ration book.
Fav Trail Coast 2 coast, West 2 East from St,Bees to Robin Hood's Bay.
Worst Trail T.P. bloody T. trail. Lost loads of times and it rain for nearly 3 days.
Fav Destination Mallorca (It's go it all + dounuts)
Fav Course Thetford Forest Trek 6hr Enduro event and NEMBS series Richmond.
Toughest Course Kona 100 2002 D.N.F. wipe-out Quad bike home.
Best Result A 1st place Sherwood Pines X/C event, and being ahead of Kidder.
Worst Result Big Jack challenge X/C & stuck behind Fatwhippet's ass.
Worst Phobia Fatwhippet with a loaded gun on a military exercise.
Worst Habit Getting lured into uphill races with Kidder.
Worst
A & E
Tenerife, hairpin 50mph, rocks, blood & bones, patch myself up Magic
Fav Food Manchester tart & custard, Cornetto's, any good quality red wine too.
Worst Food Crap red wine, sheep shit on water bottles, live bugs.
Always Saying "That's bollocks that is"
Motto "Self preservation"
Beginners Tip Buy a good bike it helps loads, stay loose & relax, breath too.
Top Tip 2.45 at Doncaster, Trail Rider, 25-1, it's a dead cert...!!!
Results Finishing in one piece ...... Helps!.
 

 1997 * 1998 * 1999 * 2000 *

   

Jon  aka  Chiefy

'Chiefy surviving a downhill gully on the Merida enduro'

 
 

 

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