|
Name |
Dave |
|
Aka |
Fatwhippet |
|
e-mail |
info@bicyclemania.co.uk Subject heading:
Rider Dave |
|
Age |
30
going on to 40 fast. |
|
Riding
Since |
Breaking out
of prison. |
|
Bicycle |
Cannondale
F3000 SL Lefty |
|
Up Grade |
A
television mounted on your stem. |
|
Fav Music |
Rage Against The Machine,
Abba, Steps. |
|
Loves |
Fast food, Bad weather,
it sorts the men from the boys, Babes on bikes. |
|
Hates |
Falling off, Arse hole car &
taxi drivers, Big bloody hills, Waiting at the top of hills
for mates. |
|
Fav Colour |
Camo, all
shades. |
|
Born In |
A test tube. |
|
Fav Trail |
The Dounut
run. |
|
Worst Trail |
Leaving the
Dounut shop. |
|
Fav
Destination |
Cleethorpes
(Nice & flat) |
|
Fav Course |
UCI Grundig
World X/C Plymouth, Clipstone Forest X/C track. |
|
Toughest
Course |
Owler Bar X/C
event ... 'see my ass' |
|
Best Result |
Buying a
Cannondale and riding with these muppets. |
|
Worst
Result |
Paying for it
.... 'see my ass' |
|
Worst
Phobia |
I eat phobias
for breakfast, but I need milk & sugar. |
|
Worst Habit |
Out with these
Muppets ' see my arse ' |
Worst
A & E |
Landing in a
tree with bike, Back cut open, Blood.! (Just laughed it off) |
|
Fav Food |
Mac's |
|
Worst Food |
Low-calorie
healthy stuff. |
|
Always
Saying |
"See my
bottom" |
|
Motto |
"Kill or be killed" |
|
Beginners
Tip |
Learn to bale
out, it's a very handy skill. |
|
Top Tip |
Have a sense
of humour, You'll need it with these guys. |
|
Results |
Just turning
up's a result !. |
68th
DNF
45th
32nd
DNF
56th |
Grundig World Cup Plymouth (Open)
Diesel World Cup Plymouth (Open)
Ultimate Challenge 1992
Eston Hills X/C 1999
Eston Hills X/C 1998
Owler Bar X/C 2000 |
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WARNING SIGNS
You like ducks, monkeys
& cats especially Top cat & Bag puss.
