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Name Mark
Aka Treehugger
e-mail info@bicyclemania.co.uk   Subject heading: Bicyclemania Rider Mark
Age 37
Riding Since 2003 (honest)
Bicycle Specialized Enduro & Marin Mount Vision Pro
Bike Up Grade Automatic noise reduction in lug holes, because of Rammstein's snoring.
Fav Music Rock, Classical guitar.
Loves The Great Wilderness rides.
Hates People that cannot be arsed to use indicators when on roundabouts.
Fav Colour Light brown with a smooth creamy coloured head, beer we're taking about .!
Born In Cleethorpes sand dunes . . . 'the one over on the right'.
Fav Trail Cut Gate, The Peak District. (Still looking)
Worst Trail Doctors Gate.
Fav Haunt Off fishing or biking. (preferably fishing on the bike)
Fav Course Ae, Scotland.
Hardest Course Not done one yet.
Best Result Lightwater Laike MTB Trial event 06 (beat Chiefy)              nats cock hair comes to mind 'editor'
Worst Result Came first in a gurning competition at Butlins once.
Worst Phobia Sharing tent with ray & Nigel, snoring and farting, Ho the joys of camping.
Worst Habit Too much booze, must cut down, start riding with a hip flask.             (apparently Chiefy does)
Worst A & E Non yet, touch wood well my head then.
Fav Food Bangers and mash.
Worst Food Kebabs, or maybe the 10 pints before hand.
Always Saying I could do with a drink.
Motto Don't use brakes going downhill, its a real waste of gravity.
Beginners Tip Yes, I do need some.
Top Tip Drop your seat on the downhill's.
Results We're all in it together.
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