|
Name |
Dave |
|
Aka |
Fatwhippet |
|
e-mail |
info@bicyclemania.co.uk Subject heading:
'Bicyclemania Rider Dave' |
|
Age |
30 going on to 40 fast. |
|
Riding Since |
Breaking out of prison. |
|
Bicycle |
Cannondale F3000 SL Lefty |
|
Bike Up Grade |
A television mounted on your
stem. |
|
Fav Music |
Rage Against The Machine,
Abba, Steps. |
|
Loves |
Fast food, Bad
weather, it sorts the men from the boys, Babes on bikes. |
|
Hates |
Falling off, Arse hole car &
taxi drivers, Big bloody hills, Waiting at the top of
hills for mates. |
|
Fav Colour |
Camo, all shades. |
|
Born In |
A test tube. |
|
Fav Trail |
The Dounut run. |
|
Worst Trail |
Leaving the Dounut shop. |
|
Fav Haunt |
Cleethorpes (Nice & flat) |
|
Fav Course |
UCI Grundig World Cup X/C
course Plymouth & Clipstone Forest X/C tracks. |
|
Hardest Course |
Owler Bar X/C event ... 'see
my ass' |
|
Best Result |
Buying a Cannondale and
riding with these muppets. |
|
Worst Result |
Paying for it .... 'see my
ass' |
|
Worst Phobia |
I eat phobias for breakfast,
but I need milk & three sugars. |
|
Worst Habit |
Out with these Muppets . . .
'definitely see my arse' |
|
Worst A & E |
Landing in a tree with bike,
Back cut open, Blood.! licked it clean.! . . 'Just laughed
it off' |
|
Fav Food |
Mac's, I can eat a BIG Mac
in 2.2 seconds flat!. |
|
Worst Food |
Low-calorie healthy stuff. |
|
Always Saying |
'See my bottom' |
|
Motto |
"Kill or be killed" |
|
Beginners Tip |
Learn to bale out, it's a
very handy skill. |
|
Top Tip |
Have a sense of humour,
You'll need it with these guys. |
|
Results |
Turning up for an event |
