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Name Dave
Aka Fatwhippet
e-mail Address Fatwhippet@bicyclemania.co.uk
Age 30 going on to 40 fast.
Riding Since Breaking out of prison.
Bicycle Model Cannondale F3000 SL Lefty
Up Grade A T.V. mounted on your stem.
Fav Music Rage Against The Machine, Abba, Steps.
Loves Fast food, Bad weather, it sorts the men from the boys, Babes on bikes.
Hates Falling off, Arse hole car & taxi drivers, Big bloody hills, Waiting at the top of hills for mates.
Fav Colour Camo, all shades.
Born In A test tube.
Fav Trail The Dounut run.
Worst Trail Leaving the Dounut shop.
Fav Destination Cleethorpes (Nice & flat)
Fav Course Clipstone Forest X/C track Sherwood Pines.
Toughest Course Owler Bar X/C event ... 'see my ass'
Best Result Buying a Cannondale and riding with these muppets.
Worst Result Paying for it .... 'see my ass'
Worst Phobia I eat phobias for breakfast, but I need milk & sugar.
Worst Habit Out with these Muppets ' see my arse '
Worst A & E Landing in a tree with bike, Back cut open ...Blood..!! (Just laughed it off)
Fav Food Mac's
Worst Food Low-calorie healthy stuff.
Always Saying "See my bottom"
Motto "Kill or be killed"
Beginners Tip Learn to bale out, it's a very handy skill.
Top Tip Have a sense of humour, You'll need it with these guys.
Results Just turning up's a result !.
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