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The Excellent Adventures Of Kidder & Chiefy
 
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The Excellent Adventures Of Kidder & Chiefy



 

The Excellent Adventures Of Kidder & Chiefy

Number 1 Dave
aka Fatwhippet, Dogshyit
S.A.S. Specially trained commando kid.

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Number 2 Matt  aka Casper, Kidder
Can't stay upright on a road bike or any bike type.

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Number 3 Jon aka Sunray, Chiefy
The one who got it all running like clock-work.

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Coast 2 Coast
1999 Trip
Coast 2 Coast
2003 Trip
Pit - Stops
On Route

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'You are at'
Suspect Number 2 <> Matt <> aka <> Casper <> Kidder <>
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'Suspect No1' Being eight stone wet through, Matt is not only the lightest of the group he's the youngest. He rode a Specialized M2 with full Hope x/c 4 pots for this trip. Matt now has seen the light and rides a Cannondale F2000 Lefty DLR iT & Scalpel 1000 Lefty DLR iT. Matt's alias 'Casper' is taken from the movie of the same name, he looked so white any more and he'd be translucent, plus if he turns side-wards you can't see him ! 'Darth Vader' is because he rides for a local road club, and has a couple of road bikes. Therefore he has seen the dark side. He's a capable rider, and very good at technical climbs he is looking forward to joining the other two for the Bicyclemania.co.uk Coast to Coast epic and he was looking forward to competing in the UCI Diesel World Cup event before it moved to another location. (What a bummer !!) He also had a spell of winter training in Majorca, the liquid kind with Chiefy.
~ FAV Music: 
Something weird, Definitely steps, Cliff Richard, and his fav Girls Aloud.
~ LOVES: 
Work it out for yourself, O.K. Cannondale's, Rock climbing (with out a safety line) Snowboarding (Well wearing the kit anyway)
~ HATES:  
Taxi drivers, Rail lines, Eggs ?, Paella, Waiting for Chiefy at the top of every hill.
Crank it to the top

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'You are at' Suspect Number 1 <> Dave <> aka <> Fatwhippet <> Dogshyit <>
The Excellent Adventures Of Kidder & Chiefy
'Suspect No2' Co-author of this page, Competitor in '1998 & '1999 round five of the UCI Grundig & Diesel Mountain Bike World Cup help in Plymouth. He used to Ride a Cannondale F900 SL team blue and a Raven series 1000 carbon. Formally sponsored by J.C. Cook Mountain bike racing team in 1998. He used to train in McDonald's, and ride in the Yorkshire Dales & Derbyshire Peak district. The alias 'fat whippet' stems from being, shall we say, a couple of stones heavier than desired, resulting from a distinct love of food, yet the ability to climb seriously steep  mole hills. The other less complementary alias derives from enjoying taking the P*%% out my fellow mates. 13 years service in the armed forces stationed all over the planet working for Queen and country and a sick sense of humour. Dave has now got the motorbike bug & deep water diving plus some form of marshal art.
He still uses his mountain bike when he can be arsed..!
~ FAV MUSIC:  
Rage Against The Machine, Abba, Steps.
~ LOVES:
Fast food, Bad weather, it sorts the men from the boys !, Girls on mountain bikes, follow that ass !!
~ HATES:
Falling off, Irresponsible car drivers, Taxi drivers, Big bloody hills, Waiting for his mates at the top of hills.
Crank it to the top
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'You are at' Suspect Number 3 <> Jon <> aka <> Sun-Ray <> Chiefy <>
The Excellent Adventures Of Kidder & Chiefy
'Suspect No3' Co-author and creator of this page & web-site Chiefy rides a Cannondale Prophet 1000 Lefty & a F800 Lefty which he nicks off his wife from time to time. For the 1999 C2C trip he was on a Trek y-glide with full Hayes discs and about 5" of travel, front & back, a right pogo stick. His alias comes from a military cal sign 'Sunray' used to denote someone in charge. He had the maps and the coast to coast book you see. His other name simply put, was the first thing that came to mind following some indiscretions which involved the co-author being called Dog Shit ! Jon rides for J.C.Cooks Mountain bike racing team & J.C.Cooks shop and also competed in both the '1998 UCI Grundig & '1999 UCI Diesel Mountain Bike World Cups in Plymouth. Regular haunts include the Yorkshire Dales & Peak District as well as the 25 or so race's and charity events attended each season. He winter trains around the plant checking-out the brilliant mountain bike trails.
(With training at the bottom of the list !)
 ~ FAV MUSIC:
God only knows ! ,Mozart, Tchaikovsky, Keith Richards, Steps, 'Yerr sure'! anyway I've got an new e-pod now.
 ~ LOVES:  
His wife, his MTB & getting out there. Not necessarily in that order, my baby comes first !.
 ~ HATES:  
Taxi drivers, Steps And waiting at the top of climbs for his mates, Yerr in your dreams son. Ass-holes in cars that cut you up, Punctures, Start lines, Bread & butter pudding.

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